In this sketch from SNL, Will Ferrell’s character tries to enjoy a soak in the jacuzzi only to be disrupted by an overzealous lifeguard played by Jim Carrey.
Theology that majors on minors (the rapture, method of Communion, type of church organization) or is trivial is like a lifeguard at a Jacuzzi: overbearing, irrelevant, and even dangerous. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d2XfUXn0kY)
